Cloning

I was watching The Ugly Truth today remembering a conversation (or a series of conversations because there were many details) about cloning.  We decided that Scottland should really be looking into cloning humans.  Do you need reasons?

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Gorgeous.  Talented.  Hilarious.

But I’d also like for there to be other advances in technology. I need two more arms. Just two, I dont want to be greedy.  But this would really help with diaper changes, driving while paci hunting, taking Rocky outside while holding Sophia, making meals more quickly, and picking up toys.  I need an extra set of eyes. But I don’t want them on the back of my head.  I’d like them perched on top of Sophia’s head so I know what she’s looking to get into before she can get into it.  That way I’m not thinking she’s playing with her tupperware to find out she’s been splashing in the water.  If I had a set of my eyes with her, I wouldn’t have to wonder any more.  Two more hours in the middle of the night. But I’d like for these hours to be paused for children.  They would only be used for me to sleep.  That way I am feeling just as refreshed as she is come morning.  A self-cleaning refrigerator. Not that heats up and burns things out of it.  But it garbage disposals all the things that have been in there for a set number of days.  It could run on an assembly line sort of system.  As long as I don’t have to do it.

I am sure on any given day I can think of three or more things this list needs.  What technology advances would make your day run just a tad bit smoother? (you’re welcome for the bit of eye candy)

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